Here we will explore what remains of Tom’s old Myspace profile. We worship it as hallowed ground as most, if not all, of the self-pics we have are from it. We won’t question his reasons for taking it down, we simply want to glean as much information from it as we can, for T-Hard is fascinating and curiosity compels us. From Myspaceprofiles.org

Here is his personal info:

Age:	30 years old
Sex:	Male
Location:	L.O.N.D.O.N,
Country:	United Kingdom
Height:	0′ 1″
BodyType:	Body builder
Zodiac:	Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Last Login:	Apr 21, 2008 (962 days back)
I am Here For Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking.

Oh, Tom. You are definitely a body builder but we disagree with your assertion that you are 0’1 tall. We’ve seen you, and you are taller than Ellen Page.  Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Next, Tom’s “About me.”

I never lie. If you suck you suck..If you’re good I take my hat off and I’m all over you. I’ll bend over backwards to help anyone of their word.. fuck me around I’ll let it go I’m not here for stuff I’m here to live and give whatever it is I can to nourish rather than to take and move on, I’m course and straight, I act for a living now adopting characters for money, it is a languague I was born into, I always wanted to be someone else, it isn’t rocket science it’s easy, now that I’ve made amends for lying to myself, it is a trade craft nothing more, I pray I don’t get caught up “living the dream.” such a lonely place. having said that; your best like my best just isn’t good enough. ever, no scarface syndrome here, no resting on laurels, there is always work to do, I’ll clean up my side of the street promptly admitting where I am wrong, the work doesn’t stop.

I’m Grateful, arrogant self centred, tenacious, versatile, honest, honourable, loyal, loving, gentle, consistent, reliable, focussed, prideful, passionate and nuts. I have a head like a disco ball, if I say I’ll do something, unless I absolutely can’t it gets done, I never give up on humanity, I love people. I want to see communities stand up, honest and open, flexing to the fullest of their capabilities and combined usefullness. happy. I laugh at bullies. I am reactionary but I have learned to hold my tongue and my trigger finger. Man made mistakes take lives from those that deserve to recover in time, there is always another way forward better even if it is around the side or back, I try to find it. the mind is like a parachute it will only work when it is opened.

i am often afraid. So I have to share.I want to help, it’s not my business to judge, I make mistakes, I stand corrected, I accept casualties and walk with hope because I fucking LOVE. I could so easily be dead. My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult. left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor. Religion to me is a neccesssary device for the presence of combined faith, branded for those who want to get into heaven, I have to have faith, but I chose the path of spirituality, spirituality seems to me to be for those who’ve been to Hell. I don’t want to go back there. I am a goldfish walking through a desert. Thankyou H.P for my life. I want to work and be useful, be part of the solution and not the problem…

what a load of self satisfied smug and charmless tatter x

Clearly, this man is as brilliant as he is self-aware. We’re incredibly grateful that he has overcome his problems with addiction so that we can enjoy his incredible performances. Well done, Tom. Well done.

Now, the “my interests” section.

Ahh, Tom. Your heroes make a lot of sense. Especially the naked chef, because, well, you know.

Tom’s pictures are legendary. I’m pretty sure that everyone on the planet has seen this one by now, and it is representative of most of Tom’s pics over the years.

Tom’s self pics are a thing of beauty. They should be shared and passed down from generation to generation, with his movies.

Basically, thank you for existing, Tom. From all of us.

More self pics in the gallery